I created this list (not my own, just put them together) with an original thought of creating laptop "bumper stickers" We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We're lost, but we're making good time. What do you mean my birth certificate expired? When all else fails, read the docs. When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato. 640K = 4480K in dog bytes. A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won. Apathy error: Don't bother striking any key. ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI! Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression!) Black Holes were created when god divided by zero! Break up a relationship - buy a computer!! BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding. But honey, we can afford the new computer, I sold your car! But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Corrupt REALITY.SYS: Reboot Universe (Y/n)? Daddy, what does "Formatting Drive C:" mean? Damn this hobby is expensive! Did anyone see my lost carrier? DOC files? We don't need NO STINKIN' DOC FILES! DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename, Dude!" Drive A: format failure, formatting C: instead... Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted Eschew obfuscation! FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue... Feel lucky???? Update your software! How come the AT&T logo looks like the Death Star? I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem. If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0! If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. It said "insert disk #3" - but only two will fit... It's not just a hobby, it's an obsession! Keyboard Not Found - Press [F1] to Continue Life would be much easier if I had the source code. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel. My computer can beat your computer. My other computer is a Cray Y/MP-4! My other computer is a HAL 9000. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.ÿ Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair... Press -- to continue... Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Program too small to fit into memory. Psst, your file is open. Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors! Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings! The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL... We all live in a yellow subroutine. Will that be cache or chkdsk?